So, a Pastor wormed his way out of preaching to his congregation this past Sunday to go golfing. You'd think that he'd golf a terrible game as punishment, right? Well, that's not what happened.
He gets to the first hole, swings and - "Praise the Lord!" - he gets a hole in one...
This happens at every hole. He's giddy with excitement, and doesn't care who's watching his personal jubilee. Well, as luck would have it, there were exactly two other people watching - Jesus and St. Peter. Peter looks at Jesus and complains about the pastor's delinquency.
"Master, how is it that you can just stand there and watch as this man keeps not the sabbath?"
Jesus smiles gently and answers the question thusly: "Who's he gonna tell?"